Im The One Thats Cool

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-     I'm the one that's cool     -
-        by  The Guild            -
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Lyrics: Jed Whedon & Felicia Day
Music: Jed Whedon
Tab by TKchaos [2nd Version]


Intro (when Bass starts):
E5 G5 D5 G5\D5 :| 2x

1ST VERSE:

E5        G5
Oh, no.  Don't pretend I didn't see
D5            G5         D5
You roll your eyes at my gaming tee
E5         G5
Don't know if you can read or if you've seen
D5              G5                   D5
The sweet piece in this week's Wired magazine
    C5               C5
The latest trend has hit its peak
D5                  G5        D5
They say that geek's becomin' chic
E5                   G5
So now you're out of style as you can be
D5                B5
And I'm in vogue, so you can bite me


           E5                G5
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    C5
Now I'm the one that's cool
    B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5                 G5
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    C5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool


E5 G5 D5 G5\D5 :| 2x


2ND VERSE:

E5             G5
Try to cop my style but I'm the real thing
D5                       G5                 D5
While you played sports, I played Magic the Gathering
E5             G5
See you pose a part of nerd society
D5             G5           D5
My Aquaman pajamas prove my pedigree
C5                  C5
Watched my Next Gen every night
D5             G5         D5
Wore a headgear to fix my overbite
E5                            G5                          D5
Your black-rimmed glasses are prescription free, where as me
                         B5
I literally can't see my hand in front of my face



           E5                G5
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    C5
Now I'm the one that's cool
    B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5                 G5
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    C5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
          E5                     G5
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    C5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5              G5
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    C5
And I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool


E5 G5 D5 G5\D5 | 1x


3RD VERSE:
E5            G5
Role reversal must be a total drag
    D5                   G5              D5
But there's no point, no point for me to humblebrag
E5            G5
I appreciate you for being cruel
    D5                  G5        D5
I'm burning bright thanks to your rejection fuel
C5
Got my in-jokes you won't get
G5                 B5
Like Honey Badger, Troll Face and Nyan Cat
E5                 C5
So now your ballin' parties seem so dumb
G5                       B5
You can Evite me, and I'll say yes, but I won't really come


BRIDGE:

E5     G5
Got my comics
C5     D5
Got my games
E5      G5
All the things you
C5           D5
thought were lame
E5     G5
Got my cosplay
C5     D5
Fanfic too
E5      G5
Got you pegged
C5    B5
S T F U


           E5                G5
To all the ass-hat jocks who beat me up in school
    C5
Now I'm the one that's cool
    B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5                 G5
To all the prom queen bitches thinking they still rule
    C5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
          E5                     G5
And to my eighth-grade crush who pushed me in the pool
    C5
Now I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool
           E5              G5
You may be tan and fit and rich but you're a tool
    C5
And I'm the one that's cool
B5
I'm the one that's cool


[while Guitar-Solo]
E5 G5 C5 B5 :| 4x

[let ring]
E5_____


NOTE:
These are all Powerchords
With open chords its:

E5 = Em
C5 = C
G5 = G
B5 = B (major!)