C
You can call me sexy
        Fmaj7
Call me sexy if you want to
G
Whisper in my ear and tell me
Am                 Em
All the things you want to do

C
You can whistle at me
       Fmaj7
On the street where I am walking
G
Ask me 

How's your daddy?
         Am
What you up to?
          Em
Where you going?

Am                  Dm
 You can turn me on

    C
I'm hardly incorruptible
     Fmaj7
With things I might say yes to
       G
Bit of banter's quite enough
              Am          Em
Don't need to be an intellectual

C
We can have a little thrill
Fmaj7
Share with me your stories
              G
'Bout your life
                    
What you're dreaming of

Am         Em       F G Dm F 
 You can turn me on

F                      G Dm F
 I've only got one rule

Fmaj7 G            Am
Don't tell me to smile
Fmaj7 G            Am
Don't tell me to smile
Fmaj7 G            Am
Don't tell me to smile
             G
If you don't know me brother

C Fmaj7 G
Ah Ah Ah...
Am         Em
 You don't know me
C Fmaj7 G
Ah Ah Ah... 
Am       Em
 I don't know you

    C
You know, I get my problems
          Fmaj7
Just like anybody else does
       G
When I might not look as 
                Am
Whoopty-fucking-do
           Em
As you may like it, but

C
I'll come to your party 
       Fmaj7
If you happen to invite me
        G                      Am Em
We can all get out of our minds

F             G
Oh, turn me on

(You can turn me on)
Dm               F
Come and turn me on

(But you should know I don't)
F
 Don't care what band you play for
G 
 Or how good you look
Dm                    F 
 If I'm minding my own

Fmaj7 G            Am
Don't tell me to smile
Fmaj7 G            Am
Don't tell me to smile
Fmaj7 G            Am
Don't tell me to smile
             G
If you don't know me brother

Fmaj7 G            Am
Don't tell me to smile
Fmaj7 G           Am
Don't ask why I frown
Fmaj7 G            Am
Don't tell me to smile
         Dm
When for all you know
  G               Am
I just buried my mother

C 
Fmaj7                     G
 I've been burying my mother
Am    Fmaj7 
 For eternity
C  Fmaj7                 G
    It has been over and over
Am         Dm
 You don't know me

F                   G
Don't tell me to smile
Dm                  F
Don't ask why I frown
F                   G
Don't tell me to smile
                  Dm  Am
I'll take you down
                 Fmaj7  G
I'll take you down
       C           Fmaj7
I'll take you down
G                Am  Em
Don't ask why I frown
                C   
I'll take you down
                 Fmaj7
I'll take you down
G                 Am    Em
Don't tell me to smile