[Primeira Parte]

C
Testing 1, 2, 3
        F               C
Can you hear me in the back?
F              C                   G
Is the bottom low enough and the trebles all we lack?
C
Is your drink right stiff?
          F        C
Is your beer ice cold?
F            C                 G
Is there a pull machine where cigarettes are sold?
            F                            C
Cause you know, it's all part of the show

[Segunda Parte]

 C                                   F          C
Did you come alone girl or did you come by train
F                      C               G
Did you bring your broken heart and pockets full of pain
 C
Did he leave you high and dry?
     F                       C
Did she start sleeping around?
 F           C               G
Are you the one who left for running around?
         F                             C
But you know, it's all part of the show

[Terceira Parte]

C                    F               C
Testing 1, 2, 3, mic check, mic check
 F               C                G
Might check  my tip jar, cause I ain't seen nothing yet
C                             F              C
Do I look drunk up here, do I look high as hell?
F               C             G
For what they's paying me, I thought I might as well
          F                             C
But they know, it's all part of the show

[Quarta Parte]

 C
Did the cops bust in?
          F                    C
Did they break up this knife fight?
 F                  C               G
Did they put us in cuffs and take us in for the night?
C
Did they see my priors?
     F                 C
Am I headed for some time?
F                   C        G
Did the judge say "son, why can't you stay in line?"
              F                             C
But he don't know, it's all part of the show
 C                       F                C
Testing 1, 2, 3 can you hear me in the back?