G              C
Accidents will happen
G                  C
Catastrophes will occur
    G                       C
One hour in your kitchen is boring enough
              G              C
You locked me in for twenty-four

G                C
Catastrophes will happen
G              C
Accidents will occur
       G                       C
I was looking for a way to get back at you
               G                         C
When he walked in through a flap in the door

           G              C
And every time I hear his name
   G                 C
I feel some kind of shame
     G                    C
Everyone says I'm not to blame
             D
But all the same

                         G
I'm sorry I killed your dog
     C                  G
I'm sorry I killed your dog
     C                  G
I'm sorry I killed your dog
     C                  G
I'm sorry I killed your dog