Am F 

C
Spend a night in Paris
Do it in a yaris
Suck a penis really shitty
            F        C
To get some publicity

If you wanna be a star
Then unhook your frickin bra
The public won't care who you are
Until you pant on camera

                 Am
Spread it like a virus
                               A      C
Then maybe somebody will come n hire us

                      Am G  C
Baby we should make a sextape
F
It's how you get famous
Act a little heinous
Finger in the anus

            Am  G  C
Put it in a sextape
F
Suckin' on my wotsit
Daddy shouldn't watch it
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my

C       
HOE... (Hey)x3
                   F
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])

              E    C
Time for the Kim Kardashian
The Pamela Anderson
On a pedalo in Ibiza
             F   C
Costa Rica with Tulisa


On a boat with Tommy Lee
In a bed with Mini Me
I swear your mother will agree
That it pays a decent fee

                             Am
Spread that porno like it's herpes
A                                       Am
It's the only way to work into your thirties

G                     Am G  C
Baby we should make a sextape
You'll be going viral
Not that kind of viral
Entering vaginal

            Am G  C
Put it in a sextape
Next it will be Miley
Probability highly
I could play the boyfriend n'
You could play my

C       
HOE... (Hey)x3
                   F
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])

C         F            C       F
Assume a position, n screw a musician
                           C        F
Film with an actor, bent over a tractor
                          C        F
Seduce a producer, with implant bazookas
                              Bb
Now that you're known, for screaming and moaning in

Am  G  C    F
Sextapes, schoolgirl in detention
Oiling up your engine, paying off your pension
            Am G C    F
Put it in a sextape, you could buy a penthouse
Centrefold of penthouse, I could play the boyfriend

               Am G C
When we make a sextape
F
Famous on computers, beaming down the routers, getting out your hooters
            Am G  C
Put it in a sextape
F
Stick it up on redtube, cheeky bit of side boob
I could play the boyfriend
You could play my

C       
HOE... (Hey)x3
                   F
You could play my HOE (Hey [x3])