All I ever wanted to do
Was make out with you
Just hang out
And order take out with you
It's too smokey
And maybe too loud
We're shouting flirtations over the crowd

Won't you please just be perfect right away?
Not too nice or too mean
And hopefully not gay?
Won't you please just do
Everything right the first time
And know without me saying
Just exactly what's on my mind

Dream boy
Dream boy
Dream boy

Won't you make this easy
And be my dream boy?
So I don't have to learn to be subtle and coy
Scratch that you don't have to be that great
You could just be someone I don't totally hate

We don't have to fall in love
We could just make out and stuff
Not that I want a one night stand
I'm actually totally not about that

Won't you please just be perfect right away?
Not too nice or too mean
And hopefully not gay?
Won't you please just do
Everything right the first time
And know without me saying
Just exactly what's on my mind

Dream boy
Dream boy
Dream boy