I went to the river, couldn't get across
I jumped on your papa 'cause I thought he was a horse, now

Roll him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean.

Up she jumped, down she fell
Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell, now

Roll him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean.

Your sister was a tabby, your daddy was a bear
Put a muzzle on your mama 'cause she had bad hair, now

Roll him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean.

If you want to hear that jack white ya ya ya
Take him down to the river and wash his yas-yas-yas, now

Roll him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean.

If you want to get the rabbits out of the L-O-G
You got to pull on the stump like a D-O-G, now

Roll him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean.

If you want to go to heaven when you D-I-E
You got to put on your collar and your T-I-E, now

Roll him over, give him a Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water for to keep it clean.