Intro: C
 
(verse 1) 
C                         Bb         C 
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight 
                         Bb             C 
I got the feeling that something ain't right. 
         F   
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, 
           C                Bb            C 
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs. 
G                           Bb           F 
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, 
       C                  Bb         C  
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. 
               Bb         C  
stuck in the middle with you. 
 
(verse 2) 
C                       Bb         C 
Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you, 
                          Bb          C 
And I'm wondering what it is I should do. 
         F 
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, 
          C                    Bb        C  
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place. 
G                            Bb           F 
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, 
        C                 Bb         C (C5 D5 D#5 E5 F) 
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. 
 
(chorus) 
            F 
Well, you started off with nothing, 
                                          C 
And you're proud that you're a self-made man. 
            F 
And your friends they all come crawlin' 
                              C        G      C 
Slap you on the back and say, Please, please. 
 
(lead - C - F - C - G - Bb - F - C)-(C5 D5 D#5 E5 F) 
 
(chorus) 
            F 
Well, you started off with nothing, 
                                          C 
And you're proud that you're a self-made man. 
            F 
And your friends they all come crawlin' 
                              C        G      C 
Slap you on the back and say, Please, please. 
 
 C                         Bb         C 
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight 
                         Bb             C 
I got the feeling that something ain't right. 
         F   
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, 
           C                Bb            C 
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs. 
G                           Bb           F 
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, 
       C                  Bb         C  
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you. 
               Bb         C  
stuck in the middle with you. 
               Bb         C  
stuck in the middle with you. 
       C                            Bb         C  
Here I am, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.  
 
Outro - C - Bb