I saw a flying saucer last night
It fell out of the sky
And crashed into my lawn
These dudes were all dressed up
like evil creepy clowns
What the fuck is going on?

Killer klowns, killer klowns from outer space

They got their cotton candy guns
N' their evil fuckin grins
It makes me wanna piss my pants
Don't wanna be a hero. I'd rather fuckin run
If given half the chance
I wish they'd go back to where they came from
N' now they're here and everyone's gonna DIE DIE DIE DIE