Rip This Joint

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Mama says yes, papa says no
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Make up you mind 'cause i gotta go
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I'm gonna raise hell at the union hall
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Drive myself right over the wall

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Rip this joint, gonna save your soul
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Round and round and round we go
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Roll this joint, gonna get down low
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Start my starter, gonna stop the show

Oh, yeah

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Mister president, mister immigration man
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Let me in, sweetie, to your fair land
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I'm tampa bound and memphis too
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Short fat fanny is on the loose
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Dig that sound on the radio
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Then slip it right across into buffalo
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Dick and pat in ole d.c.
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Well they're gonna hold some shit for me

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Ying yang, you're my thing
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Oh, now, baby, won't you hear me sing?
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Flip flop, fit to drop
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Come on baby, won't you let it rock!?

[solo]

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Oh, yeah! oh, yeah
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From san jose down to santa fe
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Kiss me quick, baby, won'tcha make my day?
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Down to new orleans with the dixie dean
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'Cross to dallas, texas with the butter queen

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Rip this joint, gonna rip yours too
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Some brand new steps and some weight to lose
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Gonna roll this joint, gonna get down low
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Round and round and round we'll go

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Wham, bham, birmingham, alabam' don't give a damn
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Little rock fit to drop
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Aaah, let it rock