Am          Dm
He's just a stereotype
Am            Dm
He drinks his age in pints
Am           Dm
He has girls every night
       C       B       E
And he doesn't really exist

Am        Dm      Am      Dm      Am       Dm     C   B   E
Aaah....

   F                        E
He spends his weekends with a load of blokes
   F                          E
He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke
   F                             E
He wants to stay out, he doesn't want to go home
         C       C#          D
Till his nicotined fingers are stuck down his throat

Dm          G
He's just a stereotype
C#m           F#
He drinks his age in pints
Cm             F
He drives home pissed at night
       Eb         Bb        C
And he listens to his stereo

Am        Dm      Am      Dm      Am       Dm     C   B   E
Aaah....

   F                       E
He blamed his fiancee when he caught VD
    F                        E
The doctor said no drink for seventeen weeks
   F                      E
He wants to go out but he has to stay home
      C       C#      D
So he watches colour TV on his own

Dm          G
He's just a stereotype
C#m           F#
He drinks his age in pints
Cm             F
He drives home pissed at night
       Eb         Bb       C
And he listens to his stereo

Am

    B* B*   B*  B*      B*
The tablets are finished
B*  C*   D* C* B*
The cure is complete
B* A*     B*  A* G*    A*  G* A* G* F*   E*
He hasn't had a  drink for se-ve-en-teen weeks
B* B* B*   B* B*  B* C*    D* C*  B*
Se-venteen pints, to-night is the night
B*   A*       B* A*  G*    A* G*   A* G* F* E*
Goes straight to his head, he ends up in a  fight

    F                           E
The polices chase him through a dark rainy night
    F                         E
Fluorescent jam sandwich with flashing blue lights
    F                    E
His mom's waking up, she hopes he's alright
         C             C#             D
But he's wrapped round the lampost on Saturday night

Dm          G
He's just a stereotype
C#m           F#
He drinks his age in pints
Cm           F
He has girls every night
       Eb      Bb      C
And he doesn't really exist

Am        Dm      Am      Dm      Am       Dm     C   B   E
Aaah....

About the bridge, I think I am pretty close.  It is just too weird.  Anyway,
to make this more understandable, here is the way how I play the chords:

    E A D G B E
E|-----------|
Am  x 0 2 2 1 0
Dm  x x 0 2 3 1
C   x 3 2 0 1 0
B   x 2 4 4 4 x
E   0 2 2 1 0 0
F   1 3 3 2 1 1
C#  x 4 3 0 2 x <--- notice that this is not really the C# chord
D   x x 0 2 3 2
G   3 2 0 0 3 3
C#m x 4 6 6 5 4
F#  2 4 4 3 2 2
Cm  x 3 5 5 4 3
B*  x 2 4 x x x
C*  x 3 5 x x x
D*  x 5 7 x x x
A*  5 7 x x x x
G*  3 5 x x x x
F*  1 3 x x x x
E*  0 2 x x x x
Eb  x 6 8 8 8 x
Bb  6 8 8 7 x x


(This is just the basic transcription.  I hope I came close to the actual
song.  I know the lyrics did not come that close but oh well.  Comments,
criticisms, praises, feel free to email.  Bye-bye)