These legs are skinny now
And how long will it last
Put the ointment on your brow
And get a good night sleep
Because you have so much to do tomorrow
And it's your sister's birthday
Gotta celebrate
Gotta put her face on a cake

This will be a weird one
And you're not having as much fun
And you miss your mom

This year you're playing tricks
Avoiding all the lunatics
On Kingsland Road
As you walk home
To see your boyfriend
Such a beautiful man
And you know he loves you more than anything
But does he understand?

This will be a weird one
And you're not having as much fun
And you miss your mom