Intro: G Em C x4
       
G                        Em
i once had this fan boy, praise me day and night 
G                             Em
till the day i signed that deal, sold out and ruined his life 
Am                    C             Am                 C                  G   Em x2   
the fan boy he turned stalker, man, i guess he thought he had the right 
G                           Em
he found me called me pussy, so i hit him in the jaw 
G                              Em
the fucker couldn't fight back, no he just called the law 
Am                 C              Am    C                    G   Em x2
i showed up in the court room and said who's the pussy now? 
Am                C              Am           C
i'm a lover not a fighter but i wont take no shit lying down 
Dm
from the hotel to the jail cell 

Chorus
G        Em      C
how's it feel to always lose? 
G        Em       C
you'll never write a song like this
G        Em         C 
jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing 
G                Em                      C                      G    Em
but this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is 


G                        Em
i once knew an older man i called a friend of mine 
G                        Em
helped him out of trouble he was addicted to the lines 
Am                    C             Am                 C                  G   Em x2   
he stayed up on my couch for months, i held him while he cried 

G                        Em
his life was goin nowhere so i bought him a guitar
 G                        Em
put him up on stages, he was treated like star 
Am                    C             Am                 C                  G   Em x2  
things were going well until he bit this hand that fed 
Am                C              Am           C
i left him where i found him, let's just assume he wound up dead 
Dm
from the hotel to the jail cell 

Chorus
G        Em      C
how's it feel to always lose? 
G        Em       C
and lose a loyal friend like this
G        Em         C 
jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing 
G                Em                        C                    G    Em
but this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is 

G                        Em
once i knew a girl i didn't know at all
G                        Em 
in fact we'd never met, but i heard she knew all my songs 
Am                    C             Am                 C                  G   Em x2  
she heard i was a douche bag from some friends of hers back home 
G                        Em
she showed up at the venue where i was goin to play
 G                            Em
she hung out by the parking lot, the club still made her pay 
Am                C              Am           C                   G    Em x2
and cops they caught her sprayin my van, w/ a can of silver paint 
Am                C              Am           C
i said no man, just let her go, it's the haters that fuel this fame 
D
from the hotel to the jail cell 


Chorus  x2
G        Em      C
how's it feel to always lose? 
G        Em       C
You'll never ride a man like this  (you'll never write a song like this)- Sing this on the second time,
G        Em         C 
jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing 
G                Em                      C                  
but this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is