C
When I was a young choirboy
    F 
I’d go into a pew
    G
And those old choirmasters
                         C
You know what they would do
 C    
And after they had had with me
F
Had their evil way
      G 
They took me in the confessional
                         C
And this is what they’d say

[Chorus]
           F                  C
If you’re not interfered with as a child
G                 C
Then you haven’t lived

[Verse 2]
C
The priest would follow after
F
How he’d follow through
      G
He’d stick it into me so hard
    C
My face it would turn blue
C
And after he had had with me
F
Had his evil way
    G
He took me in the confessional
                      C
And this is what he’d say

[Chorus]
           F                  C
If you’re not interfered with as a child
G                 C
Then you haven’t lived

[Verse 3]
C
Well come the priests’ convention
F
I’d get mighty sore
       G
Those priests would all stick it in
     C
The blood from me would pour
     C
And after they had all gangbanged me
       F
Their organs they’d all play
 G
Then they’d sing the harmony 
                         C
And this is what they’d say:

[Chorus]
           F                  C
If you’re not interfered with as a child
G                 C
Then you haven’t lived

[Chorus]
           F                  C
If you’re not interfered with as a child
G                 C
Then you haven’t lived

[Verse 4]
C
Well now I am an old man
F
And I too took the vow
    G
And those young choirboys whoooh
                 C
How I love them how
     C
And after I have had with them
F
Had my evil way
   G
I take them in the confessional
                   C
And this is what I say

[Chorus] (x6)
           F                  C
If you’re not interfered with as a child
G                 C
Then you haven’t lived

[Outro]
G    C
Ah-men