When I was a young choirboy
I’d go into a pew
And those old choirmasters
You know what they would do

And after they had had with me
Had their evil way
They took me in the confessional
And this is what they’d say

If you’re not interfered with as a child
Then you haven’t lived
The priest would follow after
How he’d follow through
He’d stick it into me so hard
My face it would turn blue

And after he had had with me
Had his evil way
He took me in the confessional
And this is what he’d say

If you’re not interfered with as a child
Then you haven’t lived

Well come the priests’ convention
I’d get mighty sore
Those priests would all stick it in
The blood from me would pour

And after they had all gangbanged me
Their organs they’d all play
Then they’d sing the harmony
And this is what they’d say

If you’re not interfered with as a child
Then you haven’t lived

Well now I am an old man
And I too took the vow
And those young choirboys whooaar
How I love them how

And after I have had with them
Had my evil way
I take them in the confessional
And this is what I say

If you’re not interfered with as a child
Then you haven’t lived