Jellybones

Bb                    B
For so long I trailed you
Ebm                        C#
Now here I am, but I can't stand
            F#
With these Jellybones


F#                                    Ebm
Checked myself into emergency, urgently.
F#                                     Ebm
Drove up in my bone-camarrow, thinking only about you.
Bb                            B               Ebm           C#
The doctor walked her crew of surgeons to the table where I lay
Bb                B
I came to, and my knee-caps were off.
          Ebm     C#      F#
They were soft, I had     Jellybones

F#                G#               B
I woke him up and broke the news
                     F#
After everything was sewn
         F#                G#
I said: "Son, you've got a full-blown case
           B             F#
Of what is known as Jellybones."