Shock Horror

                                  E
Tell you the same thing that they told me
                             C#m
Are you worth your weight in gold?
                         E
Should I practice what I preach man?
                          C#m
Should I just do what I’m told?
                        E      F#7
Because the clock keeps ticking
                        A             B
Lets hope we don't grow old ... oooooooh
E
Whoa-o-oh (3x)
Oh oh oh oh
(pause)                           E
Tell them the same thing that you told me, are you worth your weight in
C#m
gold?
                         E                                 C#m
Should I practice what I preach man? Should I just do what I’m told?
           E                      C#m
High court jury! would you scream guilty?
                         E                        C#m
I'd never claim somebody used me, I used to be so filthy
                            E                                C#m
And are you happy when they tell you? Should it worry you at all?
                           E                              C#m
Does it help you when they preach man? Does it mend your broken bones?
                             E                                   C#m
You know they say that I'm a lightweight, well the worry weighs a ton.
                                       E
If i make it to the top don't come and save me, cause I'll be at the bottom
      C#m
having fun

                              E                     F#
With a little bit shock shock horror, A limp jumped body on the floor
  A                                              E(12th fret)
A fucked up old school friend, and a kicked down door.
                E
And the boy can sing (And the boy can sing)
            F#                         A
The boy can dance (The boy can dance), Misplaced a whole week man, Left out
    E(12th fret)
the romance


Love yeah not what you've bought or sold
I'm not a rat, this life it shouldn't be a race man!
Do you really make the money then go home?
Don’t even accuse me cause I'll go on the run,
but i suppose it'd be easy where to find me
cause I'll be at the bottom having fun

With a little bit shock shock horror
A limp jumped body on the floor
A f-cked up old school friend
and a kicked down door.
And the boy can sing (boy can sing)
The boy can dance (boy can dance)
Misplaced a whole week man
Left out the romance

           E                         F#
And I feel sorry for you man, I feel sorry for you man
       A                                                E(12th fret)
I feel sorry for you man you forgotten how to clap your hands

tar Solo

I feel sorry for you man, ah
I feel sorry for you man, ah
I feel sorry for you man you forgotten how to clap your hands
(repeat 3x)

Pause
                                   E (strum twice)
Tell them the same thing that they told me!