There's a zebra on my screen everything I see is green
I am standing in-between two people I have never seen.
I smell like an ice-cream truck

Woke up right next to a duck
Poured some O.J. in my cup
Then I watched the movie Up

My underwear was found on a pole, outside. My house
They're my favorite pair and they looked so good up there
I swear

Last Tuesday Night
Yeah, I chewed a pack of gum
Then I almost cut my thumb
Think I planked but I'm too young

Last Tuesday Night
Took a shower with my clothes
Look I covered all my toes
Then I went and picked a rose

Last Tuesday Night
I went dancing at the beach
And I looked like Princess Beach
Stood up and ___ reach

Last Tuesday Night
Ate a pizza with my friends
Then he stole it from my hand
Oh Oh Ohhhh! ~

This Tuesday Night
Let's make burgers instead
This Tuesday Night
Let's make burgers instead

Trying to connect the board/I'm bored
Against a man who like to snore
Some one pop this soccer ball
Teaching baby how to crawl
Ripped my favorite pair of pants
In an area you can't glance
Think I need a glass of milk
And I wish my name was Lance

My underwear was found on a pole, outside. My house
They're my favorite pair and they looked so good up there
I swear

Last Tuesday Night
Yeah, I chewed a pack of gum
Then I almost cut my thumb
Think I planked but I'm too young

Last Tuesday Night
Took a shower with my clothes
Look I covered all my toes
Then I went and picked a rose

Last Tuesday Night
I went dancing at the beach
And I looked like Princess Beach
Stood up and dancing ___ reach

Last Tuesday Night
Ate a pizza with my friends
Then he stole it from my hand
Oh Oh Ohhhh! ~

This Tuesday Night
Let's make burgers instead
This Tuesday Night
Let's make burgers instead

Last Tuesday Night
Yeah, I chewed a pack of gum
Then I almost cut my thumb
Think I planked but I'm too young

Last Tuesday Night
Took a shower with my clothes
Look I covered all my toes
Then I went and picked a rose

Last Tuesday Night
I went dancing at the beach
And I looked like Princess Beach
Stood up and dancing ___ reach

Last Tuesday Night
Ate a pizza with my friends
Then he stole it from my hand
Oh Oh Ohhhh!