You've got a second to move out
Said ninja to the fish
You promised all too many things
Things you didn't do
You never installed Flash MX
I needed that for school
And now I'm falling way behind
Behind because of you
I'm falling

I'll take the chairs you keep the tube
'cause television sucks
It makes you dumber by the minute
"but that's all right with you"
Don't make me death punch your nose bone
Said ninja to the fish
And now the fish has left the building
Fish needs to be alone
Fish?

Hey, Baby. Just cannot live without the fish
Baby... Don't go kung-fu all over this

Try to think a little about the fish you fell in love with
Remember what they taught you at the ninja school
I know you'll never find a better little fish to go out with
Where's all the kissing and hugging and sweet sweet loving?

Complain about that stupid band
But I don't really care
I think you're all a bunch of dreamers
"You're so goddamn superlight"
I think you're songs are all the same
Your beat riffs gives me headaches
Said ninja to the walls
But the walls don't give a damn
Walls? A damn?

Kiss fish hu-hu-ha!
Try to think a little about the fish you fell in love with
Remember what they taught you at the ninja school
I know you'll never find a better little fish to go out with