Inflatable You

C7      8-10-8-9-8-8
Fm7     x-8-10-8-8-8
Bb7     6-8-6-7-6-6
-Chorus-
Emaj7   0-2-1-1-0-0
B6/G#   4-6-6-4-4-7
G#madd9 4-6-6-4-4-6
G#m7    4-6-4-4-7-4
F#madd9 2-4-4-2-2-4
F#m7    2-4-2-2-5-2


[Intro]
Eb6
    "This is a love song ..."


[Verse I]
                          Eb6
Your love for me is not debatable
C7                         Fm7
  Your sexual appetite's insatiable
Bb7                      Fm7
  You never ever make me waitable
  Bb7 N.C.             Eb6
Delectable, inflatable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                                  Eb6
You don't have problems with your weight at all
C7                           Fm7
  You never steal food off my plate at all
Bb7                     Fm7
  I never have to masturbate at all
 Bb7                   Eb6
Unstoppable, inflatable you.

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                        Eb6
You never seem to menstruate at all
C7                             Fm7
  So you’re not angry when I’m late at all
Bb7                    Fm7
  I feel permanently felatable
  Bb7                  Eb6
Unpoppable, inflatable you.

                 Eb6
A|--------------6-| 
E|--6h8-6h8p6-----| 


[Chorus I]
     Emaj7            C#m                    G#m   B6/G#  G#madd9  G#m7
With you in my arms I feel we could just fly away
         F#madd9            F#m7                    G#7 C#7 F#m7 B7
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day-hey
        Emaj7        C#m                        G#m  B6/G# G#madd9
In this ocean of life I’m never afraid we might drown
         F#m        F#madd9     F#m7     F#madd9
We could just float forever whatever the weather
    G#7      C#7       F#m7     B7        Bb7
Whenever my inflatable lover’s around.


[Verse II]
                                Eb6
Your thighs and buttocks are so holdable
C7                           Fm7
  You always do what you are toldable
Bb7                     Fm7 N.C.
  And if we argue you just foldable
   Bb7            Eb6
Controllable, consolable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                            Eb6
My mates all reckon you are suitable
C7                               Fm7
  I took you 'round to watch the football
Bb7                        Fm7
  And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
  Bb7                Eb6
refutable, commutable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                     E    Eb6
You're never sensitive or tickly
C7                  Fm7               Bb7
  When I rub you my skin goes prickly
N.C.                       Fm7
  It's known as static electricity
  Bb7                     Eb6
Felicity when I'm kissing you

                 Eb6
A|--------------6-| 
E|--6h8-6h8p6-----| 


[Chorus II]
    Emaj7              C#m                          G#m   B6/G#  G#madd9  G#m7
Your skin is so smooth – I couldn't afford you with hair
         F#madd9                       F#m7                 G#7 C#7 F#m7 B7
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
     Emaj7                  C#m                      G#m  B6/G# G#madd9
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
        F#m        F#madd9     F#m7           F#madd9
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
       G#7       C#7              F#m7        B7        Bb7
With a couple of squirts from the pump off my bike


[Verse III]
                          Eb6
You never wake up when I snore at all
C7                            Fm7
  A trait which I find quite adorable
Bb7                          Fm7
  You have a box and you are storable
  Bb7                    Eb6
Ignorable, back-doorable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                      Eb6
Any sexual position's feasible
C7                               Fm7
  Although you don't bend at the knees at all
Bb7                            Fm7
  Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
  Bb7                     Eb6
Increasable, un-creasable you

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                            Eb6
You don't complain about my hairy back
C7                             Fm7
  Or 'bout the inches that downstairs I lack
Bb7                          Fm7
  You're not disgusted by my furry crack
 Bb7                                    Eb6
... Burt Bacharach ... Jack Kerouac ... ooh

         Bb7
A|--------| 
E|--8-7-6-| 

                            Eb6
Now birth control is not an issue, no
C7                          Fm7
  I clean it all off with a ...
Bb7                            Fm7
  I bet my jealous friends all wish you
     Bb7                    Eb6
Were insatiably, inflatably theirs

                 Eb6
A|--------------6-| 
E|--6h8-6h8p6-----| 

"bada bada, yeah, piano soloing me!"


[Piano Solo]
Fm7 Bb7 Eb6 C7


[Outro]
             Fm7
Don't let me down
Bb7             Eb6
   Don't let me down
C7              Fm7
   Don't let me down
Bb7 N.C.                Eb6 Fmaj7 Ebmaj7
   And I won't let you down