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[Verse 1]
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It was him and her, Benjamin was left alone with someone's girlfriend.
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I can't remember, her name but she looked like,
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The girl you saw last night at the bus who,
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Made you sober made you, mad made you happy made you sad
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She carried bad news in, her big blue handbag
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Oh oh no, what's a boy to do

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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Ah he watched in awe as she picked up cigarette butts from the floor
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Too impatient to purchase her own pack besides she
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Hates using her own things, and Benjamin well he just grinned.
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He had an inkling she would be the death of him.
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But he's too happy well and truly sweet and how could he go back to sucking lemons.
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Oh oh no
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Oh oh no

[Verse 3]
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As they passed, paths cherry cross she gave a blind man tuppence
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For his sunglasses as she told him it was a tenner.
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Impatient little hustler and they sat in the rain and waited for the sun to come to make it seem more fun
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And they sat in the rain,
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she put a blind man's glasses on him.
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Oh oh no
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Oh oh no
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What's a boy to do with you?

[Interlude]
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[Ending]
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Poor, poor Benjamin
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Poor, poor Benjamin, why he just grins
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Poor, poor Benjamin
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Poor, poor Benjamin