Weed With Willie

C         G           C
I always heard his herb was top shelf
 C                               D           G
But I just could not wait to find out for myself
 C
Well don't knock it till you've tried it
G                       C
Well I've tried it my friend
C                           G      C
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

C                             G           C
We learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
C                              D          G
He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around
C                             G             C
The last word I spoke before they tucked me in
C                            G       C
Is I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Chorus:
F                           Bb       F
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
C                     D         G
My party's all over before it begins
C                                  G         C
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
C                                G       C
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again


C                              G         C
We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckle Rose
C                                D         G
The party was Vegas it was after the show
C                           G           C
Alone in the front lounge, it was just me and him
C                                    G            C
I took one friendly puff and the Grim Creeper set in

Chorus:
F                           Bb       F
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
C                    D         G
My party's all over before it begins
C                                G            C
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
C                               G       C
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Key change:

D                                     A             D
Now we're passin' the guitar, we're telling good jokes
D                                E            A
I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke
D                             A          D
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
D                           A                  D
With a grin on my face and a great contact high

Chorus:
G                           C        G
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
D             E        A
My party's all over before it begins
D                                A           D
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
D                               A         D
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Play slow let chords ring:

D                      G             D
In the fetal position with drool on our chins
 D                                 A       D
We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again