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I'm just a middle aged middle eastern camel herding man 
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i've got a 2 bedroom cave here in north afghanistan 
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things used to be real cool then they got out of hand 
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when they moved in       --     they call themselves the taliban   (oooooooohh- yea  
the taliban -- the taliban baby) 
 
now i ain't seen my wife's face since they came here 
they make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear 
she loves the desert and the hot white sand 
but man, she she just like me -- nah she can't stand, the taliban (oohh  
taliban baby -- hmmmm) 
 
chorus: 
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you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up 
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and it'll be ride camel ride 
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my old lady she'll be here with me 
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smiling right by my side 
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we should do just fine down in palestine 
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or maybe turkmenistan 
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we'll bid a fair ado and flip the finger to the taliban                 (ooh  
yea the taliban         --      baby) 
 
 
now they attack new york city cause they thought they could win 
said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end 
well mr bush got on the phone with iraq and iran 
said now, you knuckleheads you better not be doing any business with the  
taliban  (taliban baby) 
 
so we prayed to allah with all of our might 
and then those big U.S. jets came flying in one night 
they dropped little bombs all over our holy land 
and man you should have seen them run like rabbits they ran , the taliban 
 
chorus: 
you know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up 
and it'll be ride camel ride 
my old lady she'll be here with me 
smiling right by my side 
we should do real fine down around palestine 
or maybe turkmenistan 
we'll bid a fair ado and flip a couple fingers to the taliban (ooh yea  
taliban) 
we'll bid a fair ado and flip a finger to the taliban  (baby)