The Vatican Rag

G7
First you get down on your knees,
C6
Fiddle With your Roseries
G7
Bow your head with great respect and..
C       C#dim    Dm          G9
Genu-flect, Genu-flect, Genu-flect!

G7
Do whatever steps you want if
C6                               A7
you have cleared them with the pontiff
F         F#dim       C     A7
Everybody say his own Kyrie Eleison,
D7        G7      C
Doin' the Vatican Rag.

G7
Get in line in that processional,
C                            C#dim
Step into that small confessional,
G7
There the guy who's got religion'll
C                            G7
tell you if your sins original.
F
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Fm
Drink the wine and chew the wafer.
F#dim
Two, Four, Six, Eight.
G7
Time to transubstantiate.

G7
So get down on your knees,
C6
Fiddle with your Roseries
G7
Bow your head with great respect and,
C     C#dim        Dm         G9
Genu-flect, Genu-flect, Genu-flect.
G7
Make a cross on your ab-domen,
C9
when in Rome, do like a Roman.
F          C                A7
Ave Maria, Gee it's good to see ya!
D7          G7       D7         G7
Gettin' Ecstatic-an, sorta dramatic-an
D7       G7      C
Doin the Vatican Rag!