My friend here said that I should write a song
And once I'd written for him I moved on
To bigger chords and more complex rhyming schemes
And now I think that I
Should really try again

It's hard to say in such a short amount of time
When every single line has got to rhyme
I think that I can work it out this time
Now it's not just a phase
All I do these days

Is put my friends into song
Playing keys and writing lines of righting wrongs
And how they're such lovely people
And I'd never live without them in the end

So wait for five more years and look for me one day
And when you've found me just walk up to me and say
Remember me, I'm Jakey P,
I'm everything I want to be and I
Think you should try

To put me into song
Playing keys and writing lines of righting wrongs
And how I'm such a lovely person
And you'd never live without me in the end
I'll always be your friend