Well I don't think about you when I'm bowlin'
I don't think about you when I'm playin' golf
I don't think about you when I go out huntin'
And when I'm tryin' to catch it bad you don't cross my mind at all

I don't think about when I'm hungry
I don't think about you when my donots dump
I don't think about you when I'm lonely
Oh I only think about you when I'm drunk

When I get out of this jail I'm gonna go straight
I'd go straight back to that bar and tell my frinds they'd better not wait
Cause I ain't gonna be drinking anymore
Hey I know I've said that once or twice before
Well I'm tired of having too drinks and seeing my ship of happiness sunk
And I only think you about you when I'm drunk
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Well I don't think about you when I'm cookin'
I don't think about you when I'm makin' bed
And I don't think about you when I'm muffin'
And when I think to making love well you might as well be dead
I don't think about you when I'm readin'
I don't think about you when I see your junk
I don't think about you on your birthday
I only think about you when I'm drunk

So when I get out of this jail I'm gonna go straight...