D         Bm  F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!
       D      Bm         F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!  OH-OH-OH-OH

[Verse 1]
D                          Bm
Hey, have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?
     F#m                            G
He's pretty cool but there might be something wrong with him
D                                          Bm
I don't know if he's cursed or if there's something with his brain
        F#m                        G
But the only thing he ever says is (I Like Trains)...

[Chorus]
       D         Bm  F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!
       D      Bm         F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!  OH-OH-OH-OH

[Verse 2]
     D                           Bm
From birth the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word
    F#m                       G
Not even to his parents not a single sound was heard
           D                            Bm
But on the first day of school when the teacher asked his name
F#m                        G
All he did was smile as he said (I Like Trains)...

[Chorus]
       D         Bm  F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!
       D      Bm         F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!  OH-OH-OH-OH

[Verse 3]
D                               Bm
They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help
    F#m                               G
The doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt
   D                           Bm
He stared at the doctor with a little creepy smile
        F#m                     G
And the I Like Trains kid said (I feel great!)...

[Verse 4]
   D                      Bm
He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
   F#m                    G
He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife
        D                      Bm
As they stood on the altar and prepared to say the vows
   F#m                      G
He put a ring on her finger and he said--

[Chorus]
       D         Bm  F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!
       D      Bm         F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!  OH-OH-OH-OH

[Bridge]
D               Bm
Got bad grades?   I LIKE TRAINS!
F#m           G
Awkward date?  I LIKE TRAINS!
D                  Bm
Don't like trains?

[Chorus]
       D         Bm  F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!
       D      Bm         F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!  OH-OH-OH-OH

[Chorus]
       D         Bm  F#m  G
I LIKE TRAINS!
       D      Bm         F#m  G   D
I LIKE TRAINS!  OH-OH-OH-OH