(Making prank calls is a great way to make new friends)
(Who, me? My name's Tony, I'm gonna call the radio station)

Hi, 911, what's your emergency?
Hi, my name is tony, I've buried treasure deep, deep underground
Okay, I'm not sure I understand
I'm not gonna tell you where it is
No, that's fine
I've left no clues, and no hints
Sir that's fine
Don't call me sir
Who among you is brave enough to find my gems and crystals?

If I see something
And I say something
And you keep running
Should I keep running too?

No, I can't change you
And I don't want to
And does that haunt you?
Is that a character flaw?

I had to sew my seams shut for a while
(I had to let my leaves shrink)
[?]

I had to make a halo
And in the new free space
I put a gu-gu-gu-gun

I'm sorry, can you repeat that?
Did I stutter?
I think we have a bad connection
We most certainly do
Can you tell me where you are?
Only if you can meet me there
And where would that be?
Where X marks the spot
This is a serious line for people who are in trouble
Yes
Yes you are in trouble?
I, I don't know
Okay, I need you to look around and tell me what you see
Nice try, but you'll have to have to dig for it

So, retreat to it
(Say)
Say you can't do it
(Something)
Cause I feel for you
[?]
And it feels bad
[?]

See, I'm just like you
[?]
And if I can, you can too
[?]
(And if it were all so easy, am I just self centered?)

No, cause that's not what I'm saying
It is what you're saying
Look, I don't wanna-
You're scared, cause you would lose [?]
[?]
You wanna play games? I can show you games
For a limited time only, the treasure is available
[Sigh intelligible talking over]
I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening! I'm not

If I lose something, can't find something
And you keep gunning
Should I just shoot to kill?