C Am F G 
And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom
C Am F G
And I'll go chasin' the nuns out in the yard
C Am F G
And I'll run naked through the streets without my mask on
Dm F
And I will never need umbrellas in the rain
Dm F
I'll wake up in strawberry fields every day
Dm F
And the atrocities of school I can forgive
Dm F C
The happy phantom has no right to bitch

Am
Oo who
C
The time is getting closer
Am
Oo who
C
Time to be a ghost
Am
Oo who
C
Every day we're getting closer
Dm F C
The sun is getting dim
C Dm F C
Will we pay for who we been

C Am F G
So if I die today I'll be the happy phantom
C Am F G
And I'll go wearin' my naughties like a jewel
C Am F G
They'll be my ticket to the universal opera
Dm F
There's Judy Garland taking Buddha by the hand
Dm F
And then these seven little men get up to dance
Dm F
They say Confucius does his crossword with a pen
Dm F C
I'm still an angel to a girl who hates to sin

(Repeat Chorus)

Dm F
Or will I see you dear and wish I could come back
Dm F
You found a girl that you could truly love again
Dm F 
Will you still call for me when she falls asleep
Dm F C
Or do we soon forget the things we cannot see