I felt like a snack in the middle of the night
I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee
A crash beyond the kitchen door
Told me that it was back for more, ooee ooee

You might o' guessed, i am possessed
I really must insist
May i suggest invest in an exorcist.

Chorus:
Help me, oo ee
Oo ee, believe me
Geist ooo ooo poltergeist ooo ooo
Where's he?...
In the pantry.

I went goose pimplyfied
No where to run, no where to hide, for me
I was sceptical before
But a pantry poltergeist i saw here to stay.

Chorus: guitar time/you might o' guessed...
Chorus & in the pantry...poltergeist...
End