Terry is a recluse, he's a misfit
Terry never goes out, he's a hermit

A lonely lonely dude
Terry won't answer the phone or the door
& we don't see terry no more

No-one can contact terry anymore
A life of solitude

Chorus:
Hello.... this is terry talking
Terry talking, talking all alone
Hello... this is terry talking
On the answer phone... terry's not at home

Terry is a plonker, terry is a nut
Locked in the house with the curtains shut

No-one can contact terry...

Hello... (guitar bit)

Hello...