Hold My Beer

Intro: D G A D


**spoken**
Uhh, dearly beloved we're gathered up in here today


To join in Holy Manogamony

This here feller... and this ol' gal he brought with him



Verse 1:
G                           D
The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed
    A                          D
the love birds were dressed in white and black
    G                      D
the preacher turned to the groom and asked,
       A
him to slip the ring on her left hand
   Em                          A
he turned to his best man, and said

Chorus:
D       G          A          D
Hold my beer, this won't take long
          G                A       D
I want it back and I don't want it gone
            Em    A             D
I trust you buddy, here hold my beer

**spoken**
I now pronounce you... ya'll

Verse 2:
G                          D
They cut the cake and they poured champagne,
     A              D
They Macarena'd and formed a train
     G                      D
They crashed right into the grooms old flame,
   A        D        A
As she came crashin' in,
        Em                 A
The new bride just kind of grinned, and said

Chorus:

D       G          A          D
Hold my beer, this won't take long
          G                A       D
I want it back and I don't want it gone,
            Em    A             D
I trust you Honey, here hold my beer


Bridge:

         Em
When the cat-fight broke up,
    D                    G                         D
The band broke into some Haggard and Hank and some Cash,
     Em                     D                    G                         A
When somebody's cousin that nobody knew yelled, "whats with this hillbilly crap?"...
**spoken**
You could have heard a pin drop... and then,
D       G          A          D
Hold my beer, this won;t take long,
          G                 A       D
I want it back, and I don't want it gone,
                 G          A         D
Somebody hold my beer, this wont take long
          G                A       D
I want it back and I don't want it gone,
            Em    A             D
I trust you buddy, here hold my beer