So Hard Done By

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[Verse]
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Interesting and sophisticated
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Refusing to be celebrated
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It's a monumental big screen kiss
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It's so deep it's meaningless
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  One day you'll just up and quit
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And that'll be it
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Just then the stripper stopped in a coughing fit
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She said, "Sorry I can't go on with this."

[Chorus]
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Yeah that's awful close
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But that's not why
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I'm so hard done by

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[Verse]
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It was true cinema-à-clef
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You should see it before there's nothing left
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In an epic too small to be tragic
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You'll have to wait a minute
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'Cause it's an Instamatic

[Chorus]
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Yeah that's awful close
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But that's not why
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I'm so hard done by

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
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Just then the room became more dimly lit
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As the emcee carried on with it
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And now that I got you all strangely compelled
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I'm afraid Candy's not feeling well

[Chorus]
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Close, but that's not why
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I'm so hard done by

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