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E7     020100
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G7     320001


[Intro]
C Csus2    C Csus2
Am Asus2   Am Asus2
Em         F
C Csus2    C Csus2

[Verse 1]
C     Csus2
Cheers
           C         Csus2
Thanks for everything
    Am                Asus2    Am Asus2
You hung me out by my heart
Em                 F
    You’re just so selfish, Jean,
         C  Csus2    C Csus2
Yes, you are

     C  Csus2
Hey, you
         C       Csus2
Threw it all away
   Am           Asus2   Am Asus2
By holding everything in
Em                   F
    Hey, Jean, don’t rock the boat
               C   Csus2    C Csus2
When you can’t swim

[Chorus 1]
       E            E7              Am              F
With a perfect understanding of the finer things in life
  E              E7               Am                D7
A quite alarming knack of knowing when to twist the knife
G      G7
Ooooh, ooooh!
        C   Csus2  C Csus2
Selfish Jean

[Verse 2]
          C  Csus2
Here’s to you
        C         Csus2
Who had everything
    Am                 Asus2  Am Asus2
And left it out on the shelf
Em                 F
    There’s no one else to blame
           C   Csus2    C Csus2
Except yourself

[Chorus 2]
        E             E7            Am            F
Well, a perfect combination of good etiquette and charm
    E                  E7             Am         D7
You keep the chocolate biscuits wired to a car alarm
G      G7
Ooooh, ooooh!
        C   Csus2  C Csus2
Selfish Jean

[Bridge]
          Am
Well, I’m standing on my own

And this house is not a home
        F
It’s so sad to see you go

Things are high, things are low
         Dm7
And it’s good to know you know

If you’ve got nowhere to go
                G
Well, you could spend the night with me
                                        C   Csus2
There will be no guarantee that I’ll be here

[Verse 3]
       C      Csus2
In the morning
   Am                Asus2  Am Asus2
Or any time that you call
Em             F
    I hear you snoring, Jean,
            C   Csus2    C Csus2
Through the wall

    C   Csus2
So, hey,
          C         Csus2
Here’s to everything
   Am                Asus2   Am Asus2
To peace and love in our time
Em                F
    Ah, Jean, the slate is clean
              C   Csus2  C Csus2
I guess we’re fine

[Chorus 3]
        E              E7
Well, I don’t expect a miracle
    Am            F
Not asking you to change
E                   E7
If you can’t see me happy
           Am             F
Well, just look the other way
G      G7
Ooooh, ooooh!
        C   Csus2  C Csus2
Selfish Jean
G        G7
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaah
        C   C/B F C F C G C
Selfish Jean