C                       Am
Days are long when you have it all
D                       F
Learned to play ball but wouldn't take the fall
F           G                      C                 G
When she calls, she never gets her way by causing a scene

F             G        C             G
Anger boomerangs and her rage won't redeem
C                                      Am
The thrasher is back, and she's on the attack
D                        Am
A slap in my face but I never learn my place
F              G        C       G
Tired of decoding your cryptic emojis
F              G          C
And the day is incomplete without a cruel subtweet
Am                 G F
Naïve to think I could earn her love
F                                 G
She's too full of herself to trust anyone

[Chorus]
C        G
Psychic vampire
D              F
Dreaming of an empire
C           G
Is the only beholder
D              F
You will only annoy her
F                G                     C
And you'll never get to know a lonely destroyer



[Verse 2]
C                       Am
Like in the dark, dislike in the day
D                       F
Ready to throw blows just to get her way
F           G               C   G
Breathing fire before the battle begins
G        Am                  G       C                    G
And she's too worn out when she finally has the chance to win
D                        Am            G
Because nobody taught her about flies and honey
D                 Am           F
She's a vinegar atheist full of hatefulness
G
Who says sorry with her money
G
She says sorry with her money--y

[Chorus]
C        G
Psychic vampire
D              F
Dreaming of an empire
C           G
Is the only beholder
D              F
You will only annoy her
F                G
And you'll never get to know a


C        G
Psychic vampire
D              F
Dreaming of an empire
C           G
Is the only beholder
D              F
You will only annoy her
F                G           N.C.          C
And you'll never get to know a--- lonely destroyer

[Outro]
 C  F        C
A lonely destroyer ahhh
 C  F        C
A lonely destroyer ahhh x2