Another Friday, another whiskey
Last weekend she was sitting here with me
She gave me nothing, but second chances
So I don't understand why I don't understand it

Cause I can fix the truck if the truck won't' run
I can tell the time by the angle of the Sun
Put a rod in my hand, ain't a brag but I am
Lights out when I'm fishin' on the lake
I did pretty good on my SAT
But I couldn't do the math right in front of me
I let a perfect girl slip through my hands
So that'll tell you just how smart I
Just how smart I am

She wanted roses, I should've bought 'em
She gave me half a dozen hints
I never caught 'em
Don't know how I didn't see
She was getting done with me
You think I would've figured it out

Cause I can fix the truck if the truck won't' run
I can tell the time by the angle of the Sun
Put a rod in my hand, ain't a brag but I am
Lights out when I'm fishin' on the lake
I did pretty good on my SAT
But I couldn't do the math right in front of me
I let a perfect girl slip through my hands
So that'll tell you just how smart I
Just how smart I am

I saw them taillights fading but I didn't chase 'em down
Feeling like a real genius right now

Cause I can fix the truck if the truck won't' run
I can tell the time by the angle of the Sun
Put a rod in my hand, ain't a brag but I am
Lights out when I'm fishin' on the lake
I did pretty good on my SAT
But I couldn't do the math right in front of me
I let a perfect girl slip through my hands
So that'll tell you just how smart I
Just how smart I am