We all reached a decision, then
We all agree
So rare we're all together
With a place to be

And when it seemed decided
Of where to go
I thought we all abided
And then there's Joe

Ahh, frustration
Ahh, aggravation

Big house one Friday night
Everyone was there
Mike drink a little too much
Shaved off his hair

And when I checked my watch
'Bout two or so
I thought we all had fun
And then there's Joe

Ahh, frustration
Ahh, aggravation

Joe, unbending
Joe, dogmatic
Joe, obstinate
Joe, basis of it all

Met up with girls last night
Like a triple date
Went down to thurston's shoppe
It was open late

And the girls went to the bathroom
All in a row
Mentioned the fun I was having
And then there's Joe

Ahh, frustration
Ahh, aggravation

There's one in every group
Who you just can stand
Never seems to lighten things up
With such demand

Might be a trivial thing
Someone you know
We all have our problem friend
We all have our Joe

Ahh, frustration
Ahh, aggravation

Joe, unbending
Joe, dogmatic
Joe, obstinate
Joe, basis of it all