Impress Your Creators

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There was an average Tuesday
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There was a shooting star
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Then everything went fucking nuts!


[Chorus 1]
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They landed giant spheres
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Contacted us
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Confirmed our fears that they were gods
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So listen up
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They said, "We are your makers
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One chance to impress your creators now
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So straighten up!"


[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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They said, "You have one decade,"
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And then they closed their doors
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And they were gone into the skies


[Chorus]
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So we went straight to work
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Together we would make a much better Earth to survive another life
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So we were ready when in ten years' time they showed again to judge our lives



[Bridge]
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And when they asked us how we've been
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We told them, "Busy from the start!
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We pooled our resources and planned
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Everyone doing their own part
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So HOW 'BOUT THIS? ENJOY OUR FIST!"


[Outro]
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We built more weapons to rain fire upon all of you!
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You think you run the show? We're stronger than you'll ever know!
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We've run the numbers, we've replayed them
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We've tried a million simulations!
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Fight us, you'll kill one fifth
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We'll take two thirds, who gives a shit? (who gives A SHIT?)
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So you should run and hide from your impending genocide!
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We have this theory we've arrived at - humanity will always survive attack!
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So, how 'bout that?