Down On The Farm

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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All I need is some inspiration
         D           C    A
Before I do somebody some harm
  Em               G
I feel just like a vegetable
D            C   A
Down here on the farm

  Em            G
Nobody comes to see me
         D                   C  A
There's nothing here to turn me on
    Em                G
I'm like a fish outta water
D            C   A
Down here on the farm


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[Verse 2]
     Em             G
They told me to get healthy
     D              C    A
They told me to get some sun
    Em                   G
But boredom eats me like cancer
D            C   A
Down here on the farm

    Em                G
I'm Drinking lemonade shandy
        D                    C  A
There's nothing here to turn me on
        Em          G
I don't even have a lover
D            C   A
Down here on the farm

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[Verse 3]
  Em               G
I write a thousand letters
        D           C    A
Till my fingers all gone numb
    Em             G
But I never see no postman
D            C   A
Down here on the farm

  Em                  G
I Call my baby on the telephone, I say
D             C    A
Come down and have some fun
    Em                 G
But she knows what the score is
D            C   A
Down here on the farm


[Verse 4]
        Em                G
I can't fall in love with wheat fields
        D            C      A
I can't fall in love with a barn
     Em                     G
When everything smells like horse shit
D            C   A
Down here on the farm

     Em                 G
Blue skies and swimming pools
D      C    A
Add so much charm
    Em                    G
But I'd rather be back in Soho
D            C   A
Than here on the farm


[Outro]
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