A              G#        C#m           F#m
E|--------------|----------|------4-----|--------------------------------------|
B|------5-------|----------|-----5------|--10---9------------------------------|
G|-----6-----6--|-----5----|--6------6--|--11-----11---------------------------|
D|--7-------7---|--6----6--|--6------6--|--11----------------------------------|
A|--7-------7---|--6-------|--4------4--|--9-----------------------------------|
E|--5-------5---|--4-------|------------|--------------------------------------|


[Verse 1]
A            G#                    C#m
Bozo, bozo, bozo, you're an idiot
                  F#m
A-Always talk too much, let's not get into it
A               G#
Why you so sad? Where'd that pretty face go?
C#m                           F#m                        A
Ask me how I'm doing and I'll spit it out like cinnamon
            G#                     C#m
Bozo, bozo, bozo, better speak up (Up)
                     F#m
Tip-toeing round the block, I didn't see ya
A                G#
Why you so sad? Only if you say so
C#m                          F#m
I-I told them everything, I swear I didn't mean to


[Chorus]
C#m            B                     Amaj7
Wеlcome to the party, thank you very much
                                       E
Look at what you startеd, I won't open up
                 F#m                       G#m
Dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt
                     A                B
And dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt


[Verse 2]
A           G#                    C#m
Bozo, bozo, bozo, you're an idiot
               F#m
Could you just indulge me for a little bit?
A               G#
Why you so sad? Nothing's gonna change
    C#m                               F#m
Oversharing to the friends I made by lying on the internet, yeah
A           G#                       C#m
Bozo, bozo, bozo, you're so careless
               F#m
You know how I get when I get jealous
A               G#
Why you so sad? Back in San Diego
C#m                              F#m
I-I-I told them everything, I've never been so reckless, no

[Chorus]
C#m            B                     Amaj7
Welcome to the party, thank you very much
                                       E
Look at what you started, I won't open up
                 F#m                       G#m
Dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt
                      A               B
I'll dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt

(In this next part of the chorus before the bridge, you can hear this riff:

    C#m         B          A                     E          F#m         G#m         A      B
E|-----------|-----------|--------------------|-----------|-----------|-----------|---------------|
B|--------5--|--------4--|--------2--------2--|--------0--|-----------|-----------|---------------|
G|--6---6----|--4---4----|--2---2----2---2----|--1---1----|--2-----2--|--4-----4--|--6--6--8--8---|
D|--6--------|--4--------|--2--------2--------|--2--------|--4---4----|--6---6----|--7-----9------|
A|--4--------|--2--------|--0--------0--------|--2--------|--4--------|--6--------|--7-----9------|
E|-----------|-----------|--------------------|--0--------|--2--------|--4--------|--5-----7------|

)

C#m            B                     A
Welcome to the party, thank you very much
                                             E
If you wanna get me talking I haven't had enough
                  F#m                       G#m
Dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt
                      A               B
And dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt

C#m B A    E  F#m  G#m  A B
(Thank you very much x4)

[Bridge]
C#m     B        A                     E       F#m       G#m   A   B
I would give you all the things that I should keep to myself


[Verse 3]
A           G#
Bozo, bozo, bozo, you're an idiot
C#m                           F#m
Snap your fingers, flick your wrist and I'll get intimate
A               G#
Why you so sad? Cards all on the table
C#m                                  F#m
Caught me off the scale, dug up some trauma, I'm not feeling it
A           G#                      C#m
Bozo, bozo, bozo, want it all back
                     F#m
Must have blocked it out, I don't recall that
A               G#                           C#m
Why you so sad? Make them play the scapegoat
N.C.
I told you everything, I hope nobody saw that