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[VERSE 1]
D                    Bm
I'm at my local Winn-Dixie
    G          D
Feelin' kinda risky
 D                  Bm        G
'Cause I forgot my surgical mask
D                        Bm
And it seems the town is with me

        G                   D
'Cause, man, the looks are shifty
                 Bm        G
I get from every person I pass (yup, sorry)
D                 G
I'm just here to stock up on spirits
           A
And get a few things for my home

    G
So please can someone tell me
             A
Why all the toilet paper's gone?


[chorus]
D             Bm          G   D
This ain't no time to be sober
D             Bm           G
This ain't no time to be sober
D
There's a time and a place
   Bm
To hide your face
     G                   D
And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah
D                   Bm           G
Yeah, this ain't no time to be sober


[verse 2]
D                        Bm
I've had my fill of Zoom meetings
G          D
Emotional eatings
D                      Bm           G
Since five o' clock arrivin' round noon (it's stone time)
D                    Bm
And I swear this paranoia

G               D
Man, it can destroy ya
D                      Bm              G
Every time I cough, I swear that I'm through
D
I'm like six feet from my sanity
      A
Just tryin' to get back

     G
And figure out why Carole Baskin
         A
Fed her husband to that cat (oh, man)


[chorus]
D             Bm           G
This ain't no time to be sober
D             Bm           G
This ain't no time to be sober
D
There's a time and a place
   Bm
To hide your face
          G              D
And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah
D             Bm           G
This ain't no time to be sober


[solo]
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[bridge]
D  G                                    A
I used to crack a beer and throw on the CMT
    G                              A
But now I'm sippin' vodka with the CDC, and


[chorus]
A                          D
This ain't no time to be sober
D             Bm           G
This ain't no time to be sober
D             Bm           G
This ain't no time to be sober
D
There's a time and a place
   Bm
To hide your face
     G                    D
And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah
D             Bm           G
This ain't no time to be sober


[outro]
  D             Bm
I do believe we should share cheer
     G                 D
But I'll do mine from over here, and
D              Bm          G
This ain't no time to be sober
D       Bm              G   D
I can't wait till it's over