Why Are You On Facebook

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Why are you on Facebook? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Why do you need second-hand friends? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Why do you really care who's trending? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Or is there something you're defending? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Get a life, is it that empty and sad? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Or are you after something you can't have? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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You kiss the girls and run away (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Now you won't come out to play (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)


[Chorus]
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook, yeah


[Verse 2]
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Did you miss your fifteen minutes of fame? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Or do you not have any shamе? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Or is it some kind of twisted game? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Put yoursеlf in the frame (doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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For what some people work very hard to attain (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Or are you looking for a scapegoat to blame? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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'Cause you're a failure again


[Chorus]
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?


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[Verse 3]
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Why are you on Facebook? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Why do you need those second-hand friends? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Why do you care who's trending? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Or is it something that you're defending? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Get a life, is it that empty and sad? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Or are you after something you can't have? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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You kiss the girls and run away (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Then you won't come out to play (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)


[Chorus]
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?


[Verse 4]
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Did you miss your fifteen minutes of fame? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Don't you have any shame? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Or is it just some kind of twisted game? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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To try to put yourself in the frame (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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For what some people work very hard to attain (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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Or are you looking for a scapegoat to blame? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)
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'Cause you're a failure time and time again     (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo)


[Chorus]
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?
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Why are you on Facebook? Why are you on Facebook?


[Outro]
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Why are you on Facebook?
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