This ain´t exactly paradise
In fact this place is rather small
It is of a ridiculous size
I´m used to play in the biggest halls.

This ain´t exactly the Hilton
There is no shower here at all
No room to move, nowhere to run
Not even big enough to fall.

Chorus:
This is too much
Too much kinky business.

I never thought Hell was some kinda suitcase
Where you can´t even hear yourself shout
I always pictured it to be a big fire place
Where you could still wander about.