She Loves to Buy Those Designer Clothes
And She Tends to Cry At the Picture Show
And She'll Make Plans Without Telling Me
And I Don't Understand
I Guess It's Just a Woman Thing

Oh But Whatever It Is That I Can't Figure Out
It All Comes Clear When She Walks In
And the Lights Go Down
And It's a Mystery That I Can't Explain
But I Love What She Does to Me
When She's Doing That Woman Thing

Now She'll Go On About Losing Weight
While All Along I'm Thinking She Looks Great
I Never Know Where Her Mood Will Swing
'cause I'm Just a Man
And That's Just a Woman Thing

Oh But Whatever It Is That I Can't Figure Out
It All Comes Clear When She Walks In
And the Lights Go Down
It's a Mystery That I Can't Explain
But I Love What She Does to Me
When She's Doing That Woman Thing

Oh It's a Mystery That I Can't Explain
I Love What She Does to Me
When She's Doing That Woman Thing

Oh I Love What She Does to Me
When She's Doing That Woman Thing