A                           Em
I heard you're pretty good at drums
                      D
I think that's pretty cool
           A                  Em
But if you try to fuck my pretty friend
                     D
I'll push you in the pool

             A                 Em
You talk for so long about Mad Men
                     D
I've never seen that show
          A                  Em
You don't gotta say you love Pulp Fiction
          D
I already know


[Chorus]
    A                     Em
Hey Michael, you American psycho
                      D
Where the hell did my night go?
                          A
Should have seen all your red flags
                  Em
Your tattoos look so bad
                    D
You're old for your friends

           A               Em
You're the life of the party
                         D
But the party is finally over
  A                       Em
I think I'm gonna lose my shit
                      D
I'm gonna lose my composure

  A                     G
I think I wanna start a fight
                  D
Which one is your girlfriend?
     A                Em
This party has got no life
                         D
I think it's time for an end (end)


[Verse 2]
   A                      Em
My band's about to hit it big
                          D
And pretty soon I won't have time
    A                        Em
You think that I could bum a cig?
You got a light?
         D
I forgot mine

         A         Em      D
I've got self-diagnosed ADHD
        A                      Em
So if I catch you crying on my sidewalk
                D
You can't blame me


[Chorus]
    A                     Em
Hey Michael, you American psycho
                      D
Where the hell did my night go?
                          A
Should have seen all your red flags
                  Em
Your tattoos look so bad
                    D
You're old for your friends

           A               Em
You're the life of the party
                         D
But the party is finally over
  A                       Em
I think I'm gonna lose my shit
                      D
I'm gonna lose my composure

  A                     G
I think I wanna start a fight
                  D
Which one is your girlfriend?
     A                Em
This party has got no life
                         N.C.
I think it's time for an end