Drove myself to the lawyer's today
And picked up a pen and signed my wife away
I know I’ll regret it, but I don't know when
But with any luck I'll be good and drunk by then

Called my sister, said the deed was done
And please don’t tell mama or anyone
When I'm ready I'll call and confess my sins
And with any luck I'll be good and drunk by then

Got a brand new bottle and a clock on the wall
And more time than I need to kill it all
When the truth finally hits me I hope that the whiskey is settlin' in
And with any luck I'll be good and drunk by then

Got a brand new bottle and a clock on the wall
And more time than I need to kill it all

I woke up lyin' on our bedroom floor
And cried till I just couldn’t cry no more
And tonight I’ll go through the motions again
And with any luck I'll be good and drunk by then

Yeah, with any luck I’ll be good and drunk by then