G   355433
D   -57765
Bm  799877
A   577655

[Intro]
G D Bm A
G D Bm

[Verse 1]
G               D
I know why they call them labels
Bm                              A
Because you have to fit a label now to fit a label
G                  D
But If I'm a pussy, then I guess I did my kegels
Bm              A
I got it on lox, I'll bring the bagels
G                     D
It kind of feels like middle school again when they call
Bm                  A
I think the majors can't decide if I'll come play ball
G                  D
If I can make them money If I can dumb my shit
Bm                    A
down enough or do the dance I think it's kind of funny
G                  D
They might be right, I'm shaped different like Toblerone
Bm                  A
I turned down a quarter mil to pitch a mobile phone
G                           D
Cause I believed that I can be more and walked away
Bm                         A
And left my hand up in the air like I just shot the J
G                         D
White rappers make it quicker if we talk like stars
Bm                       A
Hit the A-list Cause you puffed on Ls and dropped your Rs
G                     D
Let's pull some video out of 5th grade pageant
Bm                      A
And compare the way you talked then to how you're rapping
G                     D
You think you sound the same?
Bm                  A
Or that you picked up the way to be real in somewhere TV-Land along the way?
G                     D
If I just get 15 minutes I'm gonna stay myself
Bm                    A
And when that 16th minute comes then I won't hate myself
G                     D
Maybe I'll never get signed I'll fucking flatline
Bm                  A
But nobody gets to raise a banner during halftime
G                     D
Win or lose, I always choose myself and place a bid
N.C.
And make the same face on every play like Jason Kidd


[Chorus]
G        D
It's almost 4AM
Bm        A
Monday in my room again
G         D
Got a crazy vision of a
Bm         A
dream escaping from my pen
G            D
I'll be swinging going down
Bm               A
Fuck that noise, No way no how
       G            D
You're listening to this song but I'm
Bm            A
working on the next one now


[Verse 2]
G                 D
If my goals are odd I take as a challenge
Bm                            A
People seem confused by how I hope to use my talents
G                     D
Could he be weird Al, could he be Jimmy Fallon?
  Bm                       A
I tell them to imagine Mos Def meets Woody Allen
G                      D
Haters give me balance. Every Kyle's got a Cartman
Bm                       A
I know how failure tastes I drink it straight from the carton
G                     D
I always keep a gallon in the fridge at my apartment
     Bm                               A
To remind me how it feels to drop the ball like Stevie Bartman
G                       D
Believe me I want to achieve it all by being me
Bm                            A
It's too easy to be cheesy on TV or DVD
G                               D
I'm seeking to sneak in, but I'm weeping when I peep the scene
      Bm                             A
Cause I'm knee-deep in it and need a TP roll to keep it clean
G                        D
I'm digging for a deeper meaning cause beneath this skin is
Bm                        A
beating the temperamental heaving heart of gentle heathen
G                        D
If you deceive us, homie that's so sad
Bm                          A
I'll get more agro than the Aggro Crag
G                          D
I'm Boney Boney leave me aloney you know me well
Bm                          A
Don't dwell on that Jabroni just cause that baloney sells
G                           D
His flow is hole-y like the edge of abalone shells
Bm                  A
I want to flow holy like matrimony bells

[Chorus]
G        D
It's almost 4AM
Bm        A
Monday in my room again
G         D
Got a crazy vision of a
Bm         A
dream escaping from my pen
G            D
I'll be swinging going down
Bm               A
Fuck that noise, No way no how
       G            D
You're listening to this song but I'm
Bm            A
working on the next one now

[Instrumental]
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G D Bm A

[Chorus]
G        D
It's almost 4AM
Bm        A
Monday in my room again
G         D
Got a crazy vision of a
Bm         A
dream escaping from my pen
G            D
I'll be swinging going down
Bm               A
Fuck that noise, No way no how
       G            D
You're listening to this song but I'm
Bm            A
working on the next one now