He's back, and he's got a a new trick!
Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time!
The last time, you saw him!
Now I can see why you really adore him!

You might think he unbelievably sick,
Sawing a pidgeon in half with a stick!
Look at the pidgeon, now it's in two!
Oh my, it's rearend is having a poo!

Look at the mess,
In aisle two!
Aisle two,
That's the place where we saw the Ragu!
There's so much Ragu!