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I starred in every high school play
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Blew every drama teacher away
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Graduated first in my class at Julliard
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Took every acting workshop I could
      Eb           Ab
And I dreamed of Hollywood
         Eb        Ab        Eb         Ab
While I read my Uta Hagen, and studied the Bard
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Hit the boards and paid my dues
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And got phenomenal rave reviews
          Eb             Ab              Eb      Ab
I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt
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I was sure that Tarantino would be calling me on my phone
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Annie Liebowitz would shoot me for Rolling Stone
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But the years have come and gone and I'm sorry to say
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That's not the way that it's all worked out

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I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
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Skipper Dan is the name
       Cm   Gm  Ab         Eb
And I'm doing 34 shows every day
    Ab  Eb            Bb
And every time it's the same
Cm                  Gm
Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears
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Just like they've done for the last 50 years
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Now I'm laughing at my own jokes, but I'm crying inside
          Ab            Bb          Eb
'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride

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Oh the critics they used to say, I was the new Olivier
           Eb            Ab                   Eb     Ab
Thought I'd be the toast of Sundance, or maybe Cannes
            Eb              Ab
Ah, but don't bother trying to IMDB me
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The only place you might possibly see me
      Eb           Ab
Is riding my little boat around Adventureland
           Ab
It ain't exactly what I planned but

Eb         Bb          Ab         Eb
I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab     Eb         Bb
Skipper Dan is the name
       Cm   Gm  Ab         Eb
And I'm doing 34 shows every day
    Ab  Eb            Bb
And every time it's the same
Cm                      Gm
I would've killed if I'd been in Speed-the-Plow
Ab                           Bb
But what's the difference that's all behind me now
          Eb        Bb         Ab            Eb
'Cause I'm paying the rent and I'm swallowing my pride
       Ab            Bb           Eb
And I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride

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I should be there on Broadway,
                   C#      Bbm
Knocking 'em dead in 12 Angry Men
F#                  Ab
But instead I'm here telling these lame jokes
Bb              Bb
Again, and again, and again, and again,
Bb              Bb
And again, and again, and again

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( Eb  Ab  Eb  Bb )
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Cm                        Gm
I should've listened when my Grandfather said
Ab                   Bb
Why don't you major in business instead?
      Eb           Bb              Ab          Eb
Now my hopes have all vanished and my dreams have all died
        Ab           Bb
And I'll probably work forever as a
Eb    Bb        Ab           Eb
Tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab     Eb         Bb
Skipper Dan is the name
       Cm   Gm  Ab         Eb
And I'm doing 34 shows every day
    Ab  Eb            Bb
And every time it's the same
Cm                         Gm
Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears
Ab                        Bb
Somebody shoot me 'cause I'm bored to tears
Eb               Bb       Ab          Eb
Always said I'd be famous, I guess that I lied
Ab                      Bb          Cm      Bb
'Cause I'm working on the Jungle Cruise ride
Ab                      Bb         Eb
I'm still working on the Jungle Cruise ride