Trigger Happy

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Trigger happy, trigger happy...

[Verse]
       Ab
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right
       Db                                                   Ab
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night

[Verse 2]
Eb
There's no feeling any greater
       Db
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
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Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

[Verse]
         Ab
Well you can't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right
         Db                                      Ab
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight

[Verse 2]
Eb
I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson
Db
That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson
       Ab               Db           Eb     Ab Ab Db Ab
Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

[Chorus]
              Eb7
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
          Ab
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
                Eb7
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
           Ab
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
               Db
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
           Ab       F
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
        Bbm                     Eb                      Ab Ab Db Ab Eb
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

[Verse]
         Ab
Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den
      Db                                          Ab
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again

[Verse 2]
Eb
Now why'd you have to get so mad?
Db
It's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad
              Ab              Db           Eb     Ab Ab Db Ab Eb
You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

[Verse]
       Ab
Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet
        Db                                           Ab
Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet

[Verse 2]
Eb
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
Db
We'll have to use him for a pencil instead
         Ab              Db           Eb     Ab Ab Db Ab
Well I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

[Chorus]
              Eb7
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
          Ab
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
                Eb7
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
           Ab
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
               Db
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
           Ab       F
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
        Bbm                     Eb                      Ab Ab Db Ab
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away

[Bridge]
    Db
Come on and grab your ammo
Ab
What have you got to lose?
Db             Bbm
We'll all get liquored up
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And shoot at anything that moves

[Verse]
        Bb
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight
          Eb                                     Bb
Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight

[Verse 2]
F
I always keep a Magnum in my trunk
         Eb
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
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Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day

[Chorus]
              F7
Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
           Bb
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
                F7
(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
           Bb
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy
               Eb
(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
           Bb              G
Yes, I'm trigger, I'm so trigger happy

[Coda]
         Cm                     F                       Bb
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
                  G
(Watch out or I blow you away)
         Cm                     F                       Bb
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
                  G
(Watch out or I blow you away)
         Cm                     F                       Bb
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
                  G
(Watch out or I blow you away)
         Cm                     F                       Bb
Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away
                  G
(Watch out or I blow you away)